Wear a necklace of rope side-by-side with me
I post about dicks.
A lot.

I'm pretty much just a really creepy old pervert. I don't know if I'm a girl or not. I'm definitely not a lady. I have a painful, overwhelming love for Seifer and I want to baaaang Natalie Portman. I love the internet machine. I spend most of my time playing video games or derping on my computer.

Starcraft. Borderlands. Rifles. Suck my dick.
  

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